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Only kinda joking with the title above.

PC Drinks is a website that promotes alcohol themed humor and satire. It is intended for people who are mature, responsible, and not particularly thin skinned. Please pay special attention to the 'satire' part of all of this before deciding that you need to grab a picket sign and show up on my front lawn. While some of the humor on this site is based on our own underlying political and social commentary, it is not geared to offend. Please also take note of the fact that none of the characters or descriptions on this site are based on real people, alive or dead. Any similarities are purely coincidental.

PC Drinks does not sell alcohol or promote underage drinking in any way (we do offer a variety of other merchandise though) . If you are under the age of 21 and you are looking for alcohol, please leave this site immediately. You’re better off going down the street and having that meth mom pick you up a couple of bottles of Screwdriver. (see satire, I was kidding. I’m not even sure if they still sell Screwdriver in a bottle anymore) PC Drinks is in no way liable for anything you’ve done or will ever do.

Part of our mission is to actually encourage people to make responsible choices with respect to alcohol. To be completely blunt about it, if you choose to act in an irresponsible manner and consume alcohol at the same time, you will probably end up doing some really stupid $!#!%. Like knocking up some gold digging skank (you think you’d do that sober?!), or like letting a bunch of dudes in the hood videotape you (ho ain’t short for hostess baby). At any rate, the whole point of this is to make sure that you know that we have nothing to do with the fact that you now live in a van down by the river.

MRO
Chief Drinking Officer
PC Drinks Dot Com